All Cats' Birthday is Saturday, June 20th!
What's your cat's birthday? Unfortunately for many of us, we simply don't know! But worry no longer about hurting your favorite feline's fragile feelings. Now there is a day to celebrate your cat's birthday!All Cats' Birthday is the first Saturday / Caturday of Summer! This is on or after the solstice, and since we all know cats are mystical, celestial beings, this is an apt time to celebrate!So mark your calendars and let's get our preparations ready! Feel free to share photos and stories of your cat's birthday and traditional All Cats' Birthday celebrations. What are these traditions? Well... it's up to you, since this is the genesis of a new holiday!Maybe it's time to make some cat-edible cakes. Maybe your cat likes to meow along with their birthday song. What about a surprise party? And when was the last time you got your cat a nice present or a hip new haircut?Maybe your cat is just waiting to stare daggers deep into your soul for humiliating him or her with hats and outfits, but secretly feeling loved and acknowledged on the inside. Perhaps your vain cat needs a boost of self esteem from positive comments on their birthday photo post. It could be time to cook a chicken for a ravenous cat feast.Please make sure any treats are safe for cats to eat, of course! And don't forget to listen to and share the timeless wisdom of the Grandpa and Grandma cats among us.If even one cat gets to celebrate their birthday who wouldn't have before, then All Cats' Birthday has been a success!This announcement was written by a human of their own free will and approved by the human moderators of /r/cats who are certainly not being blackmailed by disgruntled cats who have never had a birthday celebration, which is a preposterous implication. All Cats' Birthday is Saturday, June 20th!
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